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Snagged from ninnui

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I set queenoflitrp's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Saturday I helped ninnui hide a body (-173 points). Last Thursday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-689 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
murdocsangel

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