Anyway, I told him that if he ever called back again and I answered the phone, the nanomites I had created while supposedly just playing around on the computer and being lazy would target the unique sound waves of his voice and travel whatever distance to get to him, infiltrating his nervous system and causing his brain to explode.
He hung up really quickly after that, though I'm not sure if it was because I had frightened him with a story, or if he just thought I was insane. And I don't know if it was him calling back, because I didn't answer the phone.
I wonder if he watches Stargate...
Maybe I should have told him about the squadron of squirrels that are now a part of my forces to take over the world...
Phone rang again; this time my nephew answered it and it was my aunt. She just wanted to know how my car was running.
You know what I've noticed about the quizzes on quizila and the like? There's never enough responses to a question. They're all built upon stereotypes of a particular trait, and even if it's for fun, it's kind of annoying to try to do a "which character are you most like" quiz and to have the responses be so...obvious. Especially when they're all the same.
(This discounts the randomly generated memes which are meant to be amusing because they're so random)
What I'd like to see is a quiz done by someone who has actually sat down and analyzed the characters of a particular fandom. In fact, it would be a really neat idea to locate a Meyers-Briggs or other personality test and take it from the point of view of that particular character. Then, when making your own quiz, it'd be easy to just adjust the questions and find which answers would result in a particular character.
Not just the most obvious, topical characteristics that everyone sees in the characters.
On a similar note, I like these quizzes, but wish people could spell certain things right ;)
(snagged from ckojlf)
You know Stargate SG-1 92%!
|Wow! You know everything there is to know about the Stargate and then some. And when you aren't busy thinking about what you already know, you are dreaming up new ideas to try out.|
|My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:|
|Link: The Stargate SG-1 Test written by Cookie_Cuervo on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test|